Tynoffer Common No. 12

No waste dumping in interdimensional portals

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Public notice

Hikers, nature lovers and other users of the Tynoffer Common trails are reminded that the interdimensional portals are not to be used for waste disposal.

This includes food scraps, food packaging, cigars, cigarettes, discarded clothing, dog feces (or any feces), and unwanted pets.

The problem is especially acute at Portal Cygnus X-1, hovering over the two-kilometre trail known as Moe’s Loop in the central area of the park.

The black hole on the other side, as identified by scientists, is flinging matter back out onto the Common creating a headache for maintenance crews. Scientists speculate it might be full up.

Remember: IF YOU PACK IT IN, PACK IT OUT.

As well, the Tynoffer Common Rangers wish to emphasize that the likeness of Elvis Presley some observers have identified in the inky darkness of the portal, is only an illusion.

Tynoffer Common. Serenity.

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