Tynoffer Common No. 10

Beware interdimensional portals

Important public update from Tynoffer Common

The proliferation of inter-dimensional portals in the wildness areas of Tynoffer Common has introduced numerous non-indigenous species and presents an undetermined, although possibly consequential challenge to the thrive-ability of local flora and fauna.

Guardians of Tynoffer Common ask that the hiking public restrict their wanderings for the time being to the stone-lined paths in the front portion of the Common, next to the parking lot.

The wilderness areas beyond the roped boundaries remain closed while maintenance teams work on solutions.

Patrons of the Common are asked to report traumatic weeping or moaning noises they encounter, especially if they emanate from dark pools of static floating roughly 1.35 metres from the ground.

If spotted, the unassuming figure dressed in a business suit, possibly Hungarian, should not be approached.

Tynoffer Common. Serenity.

For more, see Tynoffer Common No. 11